"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks