pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
dead. literally, dead.
ahahahahaaha
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(Source: 42g33ks)
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
sorry if i’m off the mark here but i’m tired of both people who act really immature about not liking school and people who see those people and act really pretentious and awful because they think they have some sort of godly wisdom in saying “suck it up you spineless baby” when really things shouldn’t have to be this way they really shouldn’t
(also in case anyone mentions it: i’m a low-average high school student who generally gets by on really high test scores and has been thinking about ways the school system could improve mostly by watching their friends and observing their problems)
these are always the coolest
are we just going to ignore this
I AM SO CREEPED OUT
Speechless…
(Source: nevver)
it was like a new knowledge of reality
I can’t NOT reblog a wheel of pringles.
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL








